To bring a new monster into the world every day, without the aid of electricity or stolen brains.
Sometimes they will be big. Sometimes they will be small. Sometimes they will leak questionable fluids. But they will always be unique and inspired by whatever happens to strike my fancy that day. I’m big on improvisational crafting, so whatever comes off of the hook as a finished product is just as horrifying to me as it may be to you. I crochet compulsively, banish patterns to the depths of hell where they belong, and currently possess a mountain of yarn whose size rivals that of the entire Swiss Alps.
I’m pretty sure there are villagers living there. They’ve set up a ski lodge.