Visit bananagans.etsy.com, the holding tank that stores all the monsters until they’re adopted by you poor suckers. And while you’re at it, check out all the other Etsy folk’s stuff. Some of it turns into gold under a full moon.
If the abomination you’ve fallen in love with is already gone, shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll talk you off the ledge. We’ll figure something out. I can also do custom-made stuff, so if you’ve got a hankering for a fluorescent orange zombie seahorse pirate accountant with a passion for Joni Mitchell, I’ll be happy to whip one up for you, though I’ll also be thoroughly peeved that I didn’t think of it first.